1. We will have a great cricket team, world class bowlers and world class batsmen. And everyone will fail to fire at the same time.
2. We will have two great scientists, APJ Kalam, developing technologies on one side and AQKhan stealing from world over.
3. World's largest and most professional army, with overseas operations in Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, ..... and even in US
4. The safe haven in the heaven of the world. Osama can hide in Kashmir moutains.
5. "(Pseudo)Secularists" of India will oblige the Mughal rule continue.
6. Akthar will dance to the tunes of skipper Ganguly and not Ganguly dancing to the menacing balls of Akthar.
7. The flag of India will have vertical stripes of Safron, White and Green to symbolize coexistence of religions and no religion is above the other. And Ashok chakra replaced by the Crescent.
8. Rajdhani express from Islamabad to New Delhi to enable easy commute for
Jihadis.
9. Gandhi will be the Grand Father of the Nation and Jinnah the Father of the Nation. Nehru as always will be Chacha Nehru.
10. Jyothi Basu will always win in Bengal with no accusations of illegal Bangladeshi's voting for him.
11. Three pillars of India, Silicon Valley in the South, Jihadi Factory in the West and Cyclone city in the East.
12. Lastly, we would have had partition in 1948 instead.
2. We will have two great scientists, APJ Kalam, developing technologies on one side and AQKhan stealing from world over.
3. World's largest and most professional army, with overseas operations in Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, ..... and even in US
4. The safe haven in the heaven of the world. Osama can hide in Kashmir moutains.
5. "(Pseudo)Secularists" of India will oblige the Mughal rule continue.
6. Akthar will dance to the tunes of skipper Ganguly and not Ganguly dancing to the menacing balls of Akthar.
7. The flag of India will have vertical stripes of Safron, White and Green to symbolize coexistence of religions and no religion is above the other. And Ashok chakra replaced by the Crescent.
8. Rajdhani express from Islamabad to New Delhi to enable easy commute for
Jihadis.
9. Gandhi will be the Grand Father of the Nation and Jinnah the Father of the Nation. Nehru as always will be Chacha Nehru.
10. Jyothi Basu will always win in Bengal with no accusations of illegal Bangladeshi's voting for him.
11. Three pillars of India, Silicon Valley in the South, Jihadi Factory in the West and Cyclone city in the East.
12. Lastly, we would have had partition in 1948 instead.
2 comments:
ha ha ha ... ha ha ... amazing one the last point.
- anya http://www.animaha.com/blog
It's surprising indeed, how you put cricket on number one.
Amol Hatwar
http://hatwar.org/epilogue/
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